hi honey, how was your day?

oh you know, it was cool. just kinda went to work. made you well... the most beautiful thing ever. you know the usual stuff. wrote you a love letter and turned it into a film. its not much, just you know, its basically perfect and touching and gorgeous. no big deal. just another day at the office.

size. totally matters.

I would love for someone to set something like this up in Toronto. Even on a smaller scale. With me in charge of picking which videos to screen. And sleazeball directors bribing me (with alcohol) to show their videos. Hi! (I can see you!)



I once saw the Diableros vid for Sugar Laced Soul projected on a medium-sized screen... was cool... I could be happy with medium-sized.

favourite

God, this is good... can someone PLS tell me who directed???

Patrick Wolf was amazing.

Also: do NOT try to out-suicide Graydon. You'll be all "I would dive off the bar and take one of those spikey lights right in the chest!" And you'll think you're hott shitt. But then he'll come back with a game plan involving the dragon with the glowing orb, an electrical cord, and goldschlagger. And you'll feel so lame.

i don't really feel bad about stealing

... i just feel bad about stealing from the same people all the time. and then not crediting them. and then deleting their comments off of my blog if they try to take any credit. and then laughing about it a little.

everything i want to write about happened in 2004

so i'll just say goodbye to jess with this little gem:



bring me back a designer-knock-off-something-or-other from milan!

to me!

For those who are wondering, on April 30th I'll happily accept any of the following, without too much protest or "You shouldn't haves!"

1. Yes, ok. Another one:


2. My own entry in Wikipedia. I will also be satisfied with an entry in IMDB! Who said Tauruses weren't flexible?

3. Anything, just anything from Burberry Prorsum's Spring or Fall line. I am not difficult! I am however, hopelessly preppy:



4. The crown off of the statue of the Virgin Mary from that church on Manning. Jeff, I got you a crown last year, its time for you to step up!

5. Veuve: all sizes fit!


The following is also a perfectly acceptable substitution:

Its the end result that matters, right?

....aaaaaaaaaaaaand wasted.

6. My dad owns this. Like, fuck. GIVE IT TO ME ALREADY:



Ok! Only 21 shopping days left, friends.

Apparently I stole this

But its really awesome so I don't care.

Thou shalt always kill